The Woman With 2 Vaginas Gets $1 Million Porn Offer

First off, her husband is the luckiest man on Earth, seeing as how he's able to cheat on his wife with his wife and have threesome without worrying about her getting jealous.

Now to the porn offer: $1 million? Really, that's it?!? The woman has 2 pussies and you're gonna offer her what Sony gave Kreayshawn to be terrible and not release an album? What the fuck? Who wouldn't pay to see the first ever all vaginal DP porno or the first ever TP (triple penetration)? Oh yeah, I know who: Nobody.

Stop being idiots and offer this bitch $10 million, Vivid!

Now the only thing left to be determined is the title of the flick. I like "Mo Vaginas, Mo Problem," but I don't see how they don't go with "2 Vaginas, 1 Girl." That's a winner. Done and done.

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