Losers: Kendrick Lamar's shades with shades and slave hair; Rocsi's cleavage; Future; Tamar's dress; Big Sean's chest; Young Jeezy's shiny Chopper Suit; any hope Will and Jada had that Willow wouldn't be gay in a few years; Willow Smith's new song; Driicky Graham's hat dance; Trey Songz's sideburns; Ginuwine.
Main Show
Winners: G.O.O.D. Music; Kanye West; Randy Watson; Negros In Paris; Jay-Z; Pee-Wee Herman; Lala's dookie braid; Usher; Taraji P. Henson; Kevin Hart; Cedrick The Entertainer; Big Sean; Chante Moore; Elle Varner; Meagan Good's titties; Nicki Minaj's ass; 2 Chainz's "If Michael Jackson was darkskin as an adult" swag; Wale; Melanie Fiona: The Real Househusbands; D'Angelo; Mike Epps; Beyonce; Kevin Hart again; MMG; tank tops; Frankie Beverly & Maze; Joe; Tyrese; Faith Evans; Jamie Foxx; Trayvon Martin; Jay-Z again; Kanye West again; Django; Al Sharpton; Mariah Carey; Nick Cannon; Monica; Brandy; Brandy's ass; Jamie Foxx's daughter; Cissy Houston; Soulja Boy's tears; Waiting To Exhale; Chaka Khan.Biggest Winner: Everyone involved in the Whitney Houston tribute.
Losers: Samuel L. Jackson; Spike Lee; non-comedians hosting award shows; Lala's shiny jumpsuit; Lala's microphone; Usher's red boots; #FreesAss tweets; Free's Hair; Charles Perry; Jay-Z's drink; Miguel's sexuality; Miguel's hair; Mindless Behavior; Kevin Hart's ex-wife; Meek Mill and Wale's stage coordination; the Female Artist Of The Year award; Jamie Foxx's tape; Chris Brown; Chris Brown's boo boo; Chris Brown's music; Mariah Carey's attempt to muster up some tears; Lauren London's appeal; whoever let Cash Out and Tyga close the show.
Biggest Loser: Samuel L. Jackson. I love him too, but let's be honest, he was a terrible host.
