I never really spoke on this Herman Cain guy because I never thought he stood a real chance to win the Republican nomination, but now that he's leading in a few polls (even though he still doesn't really have a chance), so why not?
How crazy would it be to have 2 black men running for President? So crazy that would most likely mark the end of affirmative action and the racial card. You can practically see all the voided racial card attempts from here.
Even though it'd suck to live life without the racial card, I'd love to see Cain run against Obama because white folks would learn FAST that most black people didn't vote for Obama in '08 because he is black. Cain is like 12x blacker than Obama and he would get dominated in the black vote, probably even worse than McCain did in '08. Why? Because it'd not about color, it's about money.
Again, Cain isn't going to win the nomination, so none of this matters, but it would be hilarious to hear white people saying things like "You voted for Obama because he was black, Cain is even blacker!" And then black people getting mad and calling that white person racist, only to be reminded that all race cards are now null and void. Wouldn't that be awesome?
Anyway, more Colbert after the jump.
