Random News Shit: The President-Elect Edition

1) Obama to meet with McCain on Monday

Hmmm...I wonder if that South Park episode from the day after the election is coming true and they are meeting to celebrate their plot for one of them to become president so they could steal the world's most expensive diamond. Hey, it could happen lol.

2) Officials: Sen. Clinton eyed as secretary of state

Well we all know she's gonna be in the White House so why not as secretary of state?? See Hillary supporters, it all worked out in the end, didn't it? lol.

3) Priest: No communion for Obama voters

Seriously?? A Catholic priest, of all people, is saying supporting Obama "constitutes material cooperation with intrinsic evil." Ain't this some shit?? So touching little boys is cool, but a woman having her right to choose is not?? Then again, I guess it makes sense because the more chance a woman has to choose if she wants an abortion or not, the less little boys running around for him to molest.

This bitch ass nigga can't even do the Lord's work without feeding into his own bigotry. Sad. How are you gonna deny people communion?? You're not the final decider on whether a person goes to Heaven or Hell. And I doubt a person's vote in the 2008 election is gonna be the make or break decision of whether you can get in the pearly gates. Like God is just gonna be up there like: "My child, you lived your life very Christ-like, but I see you voted for that nigga Obama back in 2008. This is some bullshit, you can't come up in here with that shit nigga." Come the fuck on! Well we know one person who definitely won't be making it lol.