Random News Shit

1) McCain volunteer to be charged in attack hoax

I woke up this morning to this story on CNN's blog and laugh at it...a few hours later it was proven that she was lying. I'm not surprised...at all! No offense to white people but white women having been pulling this shit on black men for years. Ask Emmitt Till...oh yeah, he's dead.

They say this ho has mental issues, but fuck that the police should've known this was bullshit from the beginning. The fuckin' B this black robber allegedly cut into her face was BACKWARDS! She probably did the shit in a mirror. Okay, let me stop because its only getting me mad all over again.

2) Palin stylist paid more than policy adviser

No surprise here, you know the person picking out that $150,000 in clothes wasn't doing it for free. The fact that she made more than policy advisers is no surprise, Barack has been telling you for months that John McCain is just using Bush's old failed policies. Of course policy makers aren't getting shit lol.

3) Oops! Gas station charges 35 cents per gallon

Damn, why can't this shit ever happen in Fort Lauderdale!

4) Fla. woman chooses jail over $7.45 eatery bill

Since I'm watching Chappelle's Show I might as well just come out and say it: "cocaine is a helluva drug" lol.