Random News Shit: NFL Headlines

1) 2012 Pro Bowl Rosters Announced

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Phil Rivers and Eli Manning made the Pro Bowl? What the fuck? Okay, you can talk me into Eli (even though both Matt Stafford and Tony Romo are having better seasons than him), but Phil Rivers? I know the AFC are lacking many other options, but come the fuck on! The guy who single handedly wrecked my fantasy team is going to the Pro Bowl? I'm just in utter disbelief right now.

2) Jay Cutler & Matt Forte Head To IR
Not sure exactly what the Bears were waiting for with this decision, they had to know they weren't making the playoffs after Caleb Hanie's first start.

3) 49ers Release Braylon Edwards

Sad. Sad. Sad.