Pacman Suspended At Least 4 Games

With all the players we've lost this season I almost forgot about Pacman's dumb ass getting into a fight with his own bodyguard last week. Today he was suspended indefinitely by dictator Goodell BUT he'll make his final decision on the length after our Nov. 16th game at the Redskins. That's at least 4 games right there meaning he won't even be around when Romo returns.

Dammit Pacman, you really fucked us this time! I'm talking sandpaper condom here! Hopefully we can get T-New back some time soon, but he just had surgery for his sports hernia so he probably won't be back until the last quarter of the season, if not the playoffs. Now all we have is 1-year CB Alan Ball and rookies Mike Jenkins and Orlando Scandrick.

Welp, I guess we'll have to wait and see if all this will make or break us. I doubt we'll "implode" like Usi Omenyiora said we would when he got his ass handed to him by Skip Bayless on 1st & 10 this morning (side note: First Take, please never have this nigga back, he's a terrible analyst and debater). I'm gonna stay positive and pray this all brings us character and not more division. Damn you Pacman, damn you!

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