Brian Urlacher trashed talked the Pats and there's not much evidence of that ever helping anyone's cause against them. Patriots winners, Bears losers.
2) Eagles (8-4) @ Cowboys (4-8)
What the fuck is wrong with my Cowboys?? I know they want to play hard for Jason Garrett and all, but why are we winning games and taking our name out of the hat for a top 5 pick in the 2011 Draft?? I mean, it's not like we can make the playoffs. I say lie down, play dead, and get ready to kill them next year. Eagles winners, Cowboys losers.
3) Dolphins (6-6) @ Jets (9-3)
The Jets got their asses kicked on Monday by the Patriots, and I'm sure they have been getting their asses kicked the rest of the week by Rex Ryans. I know the Dolphins are good on the road, but their offensive line is in shambles. Jets winners, Dolphins losers.
4) Chiefs (8-4) @ Chargers (6-6)
Matt Cassel isn't playing in this game, right? The guy had an emergency appendectomy Wednesday, he's gonna play in an NFL game Sunday? I doubt it. Chargers winners, Chiefs losers.
5) Rams (6-6) @ Saints (9-3)
The Rams could totally win this game. They won't, but they totally could. Saints winners, Rams losers.
6) Raiders (6-6) @ Jaguars (7-5)
West Coast team going East for a 1pm game. I thought the NFL outlawed these game a couple years back?? Oh well. Jaguars winners, Raiders losers.
7) Giants (8-4) @ Vikings (5-7)
I guess Brett Favre is gonna start this game, but really it will have no effect on the outcome. Giants winners, Vikings losers.
8) Ravens (8-4) @ Texans (5-7)
The Texans will NOT beat the Ravens. No explanation needed. Ravens winners, Texans losers.
9) Colts (6-6) @ Titans (5-7)
I know I said there was no way the Colts could lose 3 games in a row last week, but there's definitely no way they can lose 4 straight, right? There's 2 big factors why that shouldn't happen: 1) this is a night game, that isn't against the Chargers, and 2) the Titans gave up on Jeff Fisher weeks ago. Colts winners, Titans losers.
10) Bengals (2-10) @ Steelers (9-3)
If Ben Roethlisberger and the Steelers can beat the Ravens with Ben playing in a specialize boot and with a broken nose, then I'm sure they can beat the Bengals. This game may be closer than we all think, but I'm pretty positive about the outcome. Steelers winners, Bengals losers.
11) Packers (8-4) @ Lions (2-10)
In Aaron Rodgers career as a starters, he's never lost to the Detroit Lions. I don't think that changes this week with a possible tie for the division lead on the line. Packers winners, Lions losers.
12) Buccaneers (7-5) @ Redskins (5-7)
Why do the Redskins keeping fucking around with Albert Haynesworth?? Mike Shanahan will do anything convincable to not grant Haynesworth's wish and release him. Why?? You're not getting any production out of him to help your team, and you're gonna end up paying him regardless. Just release him and move the fuck on with your lives. Buccaneers winners, Redskins losers.
13) Browns (5-7) @ Bills (2-10)
What happened to the Bills?? Yes, they always lose, but at least they fight hard on their way down. Have they finally given up?? I hope so because I'm picking against them again. Browns winners, Bills losers.
(Side note: Let's collective pray this game will be even a tenth better than when these 2 played last year. Remember, the Browns won 6-3 despite Derek Anderson having one of the worst games in NFL history, completing just 2 of his 17 passes for 23 yards and a interception.
Oh, and this just in, Derek said this isn't funny to him.)
14) Falcons (10-2) @ Panthers (1-11)
The Panthers have been showing a lot of fight lately, but their still not winning this game. Falcons winners, Panthers losers.
15) Seahawks (5-7) @ 49ers (4-8)
The 49ers and Cowboys have the same record, but while the Cowboys have been out of the playoff race for weeks, the 49ers are right in the thick of things. Isn't the NFC West awesome?? Niners winners, Seahawks losers.
16) Broncos (3-9) @ Cardinals (3-9)
I know Cam Cameron went 1-15 and got canned after one season with the Dolphins, but has a coach ever, ever, ever crashed, burned, and left a team in worse shape than Josh McDaniels in the year and ¾ he was the head coach of the Broncos?? He ran off/traded away their young QB (Jay Cutler), their young WR (Brandon Marshall), their young RB (Peyton Hillis), and brought in Kyle Orton, Brady Quinn, and Tim Tebow. Oh yeah, and then there's this little Spy Gate 2 thing. Wow, just wow.
Regardless of the carnage McDaniels left in his wake, I'll take the Broncos this week because: 1) interim coaches are 5-1 this season, and 2) the Cardinals are terrible. Broncos winners, Cardinals losers.
This Week: 12-4 (.750)
Overall Record: 126-82 (.606)
Last Week: 10-6 (.625)
