The Giants have lost 3 games straight, but wouldn't it make sense if they won this game? Someone please stop me from taking this upset before it's too late. Please. PLEASE! ...Too late. Giants winners, Packers losers.
Since 1999, Dallas is 5-0 against Arizona at home and 1-5 against them on the road. Even more so than Washington, weird things always seem to happen when we play in Arizona. And wouldn't it make sense for the Cowboys to lose after the Giants won? Aww fuck! Cardinals winners, Cowboys losers.
(Side note: I had no idea that Patrick Peterson is not only from Broward County, but went to the same high school as me. I root for all Ely Tigers, so after this game, I plan on becoming a huge Peterson fan.)
Troy Polamalu scares me, wasn't that like his 53rd concussion last Sunday? Steelers winners, Bengals losers.
New Orleans is 5-0 and averaging 41.2 points per game at home this season. Detriot is down it's best defender because he can't control himself on the field. Saints winners, Lions losers.
Let's just face it, God hates the Houston Texans. Falcons winners, Texans losers.
Are the Jets just not good or are the Bills back to their beginning of the season form? I'm gonna say a little bit of both, plus, I don't believe in the Titans. Bills winners, Titans losers.
(Side note: Stevie Johnson's touchdown celebration was great and if you didn't like it you can go suck 10,000 dicks. He was mocking Plaxico shooting himself, not a kid committing suicide from being bullied. Get a grip.)
I'm still not sure how the Redskins went to Seattle and got a win, but I'm still not sold on them being good. I'm not sold on the Jets being all that good either, but they're better than Washington. Jets winners, Redskins losers.
The Dolphins probably should've beaten my Cowboys last Thursday, but they definitely should be able to beat the Raiders this Sunday. Dolphins winners, Raiders losers.
We all know Baltimore is notorious for playing down to its competition, but the Cleveland ain't beating shit this week. Ravens winners, Browns losers.
Kyle Orton should be the starter in this game, so I'll give Chicago the edge at home. Bears winners, Chiefs losers.
Carolina barely left Indy with a win last week, they won't leave Tampa with one... unless Josh Freeman plans on heading back to the gun range. Bucs winners, Panthers losers.
Tim Tebow for 500, Alex. Broncos winners, Vikings losers.
Technically, Philly isn't out of the playoff race just yet, so maybe they don't give up just yet (if they haven't already). Awww whatever, fuck this game. Eagles winners, Seahawks losers.
Good thing San Francisco is still in the NFC West so their loss Thursday won't effect their trek to the #2 seed and a playoff bye week. 49ers winners, Rams losers.
The Jaguars firing Jack Del Rio took the little bit of air this game had left in it (wondering which coach would be fired first). If the Chargers can't beat the future Los Angeles Jaguars, Norv should be fired at some point next week. Chargers winners, Jaguars losers.
Dan Orlovsky is starting (not that it'd matter much either way). Patriots winners, Colts losers.
This Week: 10-6 (.625)
Last Week: 12-4 (.750)
Season: 117-75 (.609)
