Idiocracy 101: Monta Ellis Suspended 30 Games For Lying About Injury

Real shit, he got suspended 30 games...yes, thirty games, without pay. How retarded is this shit?? I dunno what the fuck Warriors' president Robert Rowell was on when he made this decision, but obviously he had forgotten that they lost Baron Davis in free agency over the offseason. What a fuckin' idiot! Why would you shoot your own team in the foot over some dumb shit like this?? Yeah he was wrong for being on the moped and he was wrong again for lying about it, but 30 games?? 5 games, 10 at the absolute most, or a big fine, but don't hurt your team. I mean it was a long shot for them to make the playoffs this year in the crowded West but fuck! Have better judgement.

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