A Few Thoughts On Amber Cole

Hilarious! Looks like Amber Cole isn't the only lil girl that's been giving up some head on school grounds lol.

Fuck this girl though, I'm still trying to figure out what's the big deal with Amber Cole. Isn't there thousands, if not millions, of videos of young hoes doing ho shit on the internet? Why is Amber Cole so special? Is she J. Cole's little sister or something? Seriously, why her? You would think she revolutionized dick sucking the way she's taken over the internet in the past 24 hours. I don't get it. Besides, who wants to see a 14 year-old sucking dick other than R. Kelly and this poor guy?

On the other side of things, why are so many people defending her as if she didn't make the conscious to blow some dick at school with other dudes (who may or may not have been next) around watching? I'm supposed to feel sorry for her because she's the school ho and now she might commit suicide? Judging by the sheer brazenness of her actions, I'm sure it was no military secret she was a freak anyway.

And to keep it really real, how bad of a thing would it actually be if Amber Cole committed suicide? Is she going from sucking dick at school to an audience of boys to one day finding a cure for cancer? I doubt it, so what would be the major loss? We're rapidly nearing 7 billion people on Earth, really, what's one less kid who is probably on her way to shitting out 6 or 7 kids she won't be able to take care of?

Now, I'm NOT saying the damn girl should kill herself over this whole mess, or even that she deserves to die, I'm just saying if she did kill herself it'd no big deal. But hell, with all the cameras and cell phones everywhere there will probably be video of us all in some sort of debaucherous  act at some point, she's just ahead of the curve.

Whatever, let me stop talking about this foolishness before Chris Hansen walks up and tells me to take a seat.