Playboy Giving Lindsay Lohan Nearly $1 Million To Get Naked

Da fuck? I know Playboy is out of touch, but really, a milli for Lindsay Lohan? We're not talking about the 2004, super hot, "Mean Girls" Lindsay, we're talking about the 2011, drugged out, zombie looking bitch you see above. Who wants to see her naked? Unless Playboy has a time machine on their premises, I'm gonna go ahead and go with no one.

I mean, I get it from a marketing standpoint (no one was talking about Playboy 2 days ago), but from a "people would want to see her naked and buy our product to do so" standpoint, this makes no sense. They would've been better off giving this money to Amber Rose, and we've all already seen her insides. I pray Hugh Hefner had nothing to do with this.

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