Random News Shit: NBA Headlines Edition

1) Greg Oden plays...and doesn't get hurt!
Yes, I'm as shocked as you! He played about 16 minutes and had 3 points which isn't bad since he did leave the floor on his own power and without a limp lol. Hey, I tell ya what, the Blazers have a fuckin' squad! Their bench goes deep! And on the other hand, the Heat need some size ASAP. I noticed it a couple of weeks ago, but it really showed against the Blazers and all their big men. If it wasn't for D-Wade and his 4th straight 30-point game, the Heat would've gotten blown out!

2) Hawks get their first loss; Lakers remain perfect; Wiz get their first win
Even with the loss, who would've thought the Atlanta Hawks would be 6-1 after 7 games this year?? Looks like all those early first round draft picks are finally paying dividends...or will they end up like the '07 Detroit Lions??

Nobody is fuckin' with the Lakers right now.

What is going on with the Wizards?? Even without Gilbert Arenas last year they were able to make the playoffs, now they look like shit. And how do the Jazz, with Deron Williams back, lose to the formerly winless Wizards??

3) Shaq passes Havlicek for 10th all-time in points
Barring any type of freak injury, Shaq should be able to reach at least #7 all-time by the end of this season seeing he's only 544 points behind Hakeem Olajuwon at #7.

4) Dwight Howard records his first career triple-double
30 points, 19 boards and 10 blocks! That's a man's stat line right there!